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Governmentium

While I had seen this before, I hadn’t seen it in a while and so, when an acquaintance emailed
it to me this week, I wanted to enter it into the record…

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The
new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by
vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no
electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction
with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a
reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four
years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; it does not decay, but instead
undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over
time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that
Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This
hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that
radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but
twice as many morons.